Types of Drunks
Jun 09, 2012
Sorry for the long delay in notes. I have been very busy these past 2 weeks. Since I had time for a short note, I've decided to write this one. This note may not be FULLY related to relationships but has some bits here and there. Anyways I have come up with some of the typical types of drunks. Try and see if you can pick out which one of your friends is which! Hope you enjoy!
Happy drunk
- Laughs at everything
- Typically agrees with everything you say
- If you flip them off, they'll still be that happy, confused drunk person
Sad drunk
- Mopes all the time
- Talks about how life sucks, typically about:
- → relationships
- → job
- → social life
The "I Love You:" drunk
- Hugs everyone
- Says "I love you guys" to everyone
- Tells everyone how much they mean to them
Ex-texter
- Gets crazy ideas about getting back together with ex by texting them
- Usually results in regret the next day
Sleepy
- Passes out anywhere, anytime
*Tip: Have to watch out for these drunks if you don't want them to throw up around them or on themselves
Violent (watch out for weapons around them!)
- Rages at things easily
- Gets angry and swears a lot
Asshole, douchebag drunk
- When sober, these drunks are decent people
- When drunk, they become the biggest assholes in the party
- Causes chaos on purpose because they think it's funny
*However, it is usually only the sober people who can spot these ones
Loud-obnoxious drunk
- Becomes very rowdy
- Shouts a lot and most of the time for no apparent reason
- Usually voice becomes messed up the next day
High drunk
- Acts like they just smoked a giant stash of weed
- Everything around them becomes magical
- Gets tripped out by many things
The Johnny Talker
- Spills out all their secrets that they've never wanted anyone to know
- Friends talk about them the next day like they're the biggest elephant in the room
The Chugger (Thanks
acinderblock)
- Keeps saying they're fine and continues to drink anyway
- Usually passes out for long time
Calm-Classy drunk
- May seem and act completely fine (But drunk as hell on the inside)
- Doesn't do much but stand there trying to look cool
Other types of drunks that I will not/cannot discuss:
- Suicidal drunk
- Horny drunk
- Naked drunk
- Creepy drunk
*Horny and naked drunks are two different types of drunks
There are probably a lot more types that I didn't name and describe but these are the types of drunks that I have witnessed to this very day. In fact, it is possible that someone can be more than one type of drunk. Anyways, if you feel like I've missed out on a type of drunk, please share!
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